scribbleshouse:

SIRIUS FLIRTING WITH LITERALLY EVERY TEACHER TRYING (and failing) TO GET OUT OF DETENTION

He tried it with Dumbledore once and the man laughed so hard it almost worked, but then McGonagall came around the corner. Sirius brags until his dying day that he once seduced Dumbledore himself.

James never actually believes him until one day Sirius gives Dumbledore this huge dramatic wink and then Dumbledore winks back.

James stands up and walks out of the great hall.

(via textpost-blog)

Today I got a detention for standing up for what I believe in.

Teacher: Write down 3 things you dislike about yourself

Me: *sits there*

Teacher: Ciara, why aren't you writing?

Me: I can't do this. I will take a zero, sorry.

Teacher: Why?

Me: Because I refuse to promote self-hate. Because some people in the world can fill out 20 of these front and back with no blank spaces and this can trigger someone.

Teacher: Ciara, you have to do it or I am sending you to the office.

Me: Okay. *gets up and walks to office*

^needs more notes^

imreallycoolandfriendly:

If you tell a someone w boobs that they need to buy a shirt/dress that covers up their bra chances are you need to buy some pants to cover up your diaper because you are a massive whiny piss baby

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